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The reason why dad suffers because of the teacher
The teacher told Vova:
- If you study lazily, you will only make your parents suffer.
- Your dad said that you are the one who makes him suffer, having to think a lot and sometimes losing sleep.
- Are you kidding?
- Blushing slightly, the teacher asked again. Can you explain more clearly?
- Yes, because the teacher gave too much homework, my dad can't do it all.

I don't know what my husband looks like?
To understand the students better, the teacher asked the students to draw on a piece of paper their future dreams.
When she saw, one student drew a picture of an airplane, wanting to be a pilot, another drew a stethoscope, wanting to be a doctor... Natasha left the paper blank, the teacher asked:
- Do you not want to do anything when you grow up?
Natasha answered worriedly:
- When I grow up, I will get married, but I don't know what my husband looks like?

Dad likes to mention the teacher
During mealtime, the father reminded his daughter:
- Why are you eating while watching movies? Do you believe that I will tell your teacher?
In the evening, seeing his daughter watching cartoons, the father continued to nag:
- You don't study all day, just bury your face in the TV. I have to tell your teacher one day.
- You always mention the teacher!

The daughter replied
- Do you believe that I will tell your mother?

When the teacher gave the penalty to copy
The teacher went around to check the homework of the whole class. There were many students who had not finished. The teacher asked:
- Do you have a lover?
Student 1:
- No sir!
- I'm sure I'm free, I'll copy the penalty 3 times.
The teacher asked another person:
- Do you have a lover?
- Yes sir! - Student 2 happily replied.
- If you have one, ask your lover to copy it with you, and you will be punished by copying it 5 times when you get home.

At this time, the teacher turned to the person next to him and asked:
- Do you have a lover?
Student 3 stammered:
- Yes, I just broke up yesterday, sir!
- Just broke up, nothing to do, so I will be punished by copying it 7 times when I get home.
- !!!

Teacher has a headache with student's essay predicting the future

In a high school exam, the teacher told the students:

- Your essay topic today is: 'Describe or write about your special ability that you think is the best'.

The students were engrossed in their work. After 5 minutes, Teo handed in his essay with the content: 'I have the ability to predict the future, I predict that I will fail this exam'.

The teacher received Teo's essay and asked:

- Teo, is that all your essay is?

- Yes, ma'am! - Teo nodded immediately.

The next morning, the teacher went to the principal's office and asked:

- Have you seen Teo's essay yet?

The principal sighed and replied:

- Yes, teacher! But I don't know how to grade it. If I let Teo fail, his essay is correct, and if it is correct, he must pass. But if I let him pass, his essay is wrong, and if it is wrong, how can he pass? It's a dilemma. I don't know what to do now, teacher! I've had a headache since yesterday because of this.

The teacher felt dizzy after hearing this.

The teacher was stunned by the student's exchange.

A student brought a plate of rice to sit down and eat at a table where a teacher was sitting.

- I'm sorry, but a pig can't sit at the same table as a phoenix.

- Yes, I'll fly away right away.

The teacher plotted revenge during the oral exam, but the student answered all his questions brilliantly. Finally, he asked:

– If you were on the street and saw a bag of wisdom and a bag of money and could only choose one, which would you choose?

– Of course I would choose money!

– Young people only think about money all day long, how shameful. I would pick up the bag of wisdom.

– Yes, people will pick up what they lack.